I am selfish. And determined. I am narcissistic. I eat olives. I drink too much. I love staying up late and sleeping in. I leave people I love. I don't know how to say no. I don't know how to say yes. I spend too much and don't save enough. I love everyone too much and each person not enough. I love country music and yahoo chat. I buy silly souvenirs and name my GPS units. My kids can tell you where their philtrum is but not count to five. I don't understand why you can have an emotional affair with someone, but the rest of us can't even be friends with him. My sodium is too high and I get jealous over the stupidest things. I am brave and I am scared and I am crazy and I am sane.
And I steal the covers.
I am flawed.