People that are so self-involved that every time they open their mouths it's simply to brag about themselves or some stupid material possession that means absolutely nothing to anybody but them, but you can tell they are just creaming their jeans thinking about whatever it is while they are talking about it. And anytime you try to say something to them you can tell they aren't really listening to you but rather thinking about the next pile of shit that's going to exude from their mouth as soon you give them a chance to speak. I'm pretty sure people like that masterbate to their own reflection. Figuratively and literally. End rant