Why aren't weekends as long as workweeks? Spending time with family and friends is way more important than working for The Man.
Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?
Why is my dog always happier to see me than any human on the planet?
Why do I love Diet Coke so? It can not be good for me.
Why do we "make up" the bed when we just get back in it a few hours later?
Why is it already Monday????